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This page is solely intended as humour, and is nothing serious.

Koffie 005

A cup of coffee.

Coffee is a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted or baked seeds of several species of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea. It is a drink that people take to make them "hyped up". Like someone who jitters like a 9.0 earthquake.

Coffee is not recommended for RfA candidates, not that I actually drink it :P For some people, even a pinch of it is enough to get them all "worked up". If you are an RfA candidate, it is strongly recommended that you drink tea instead.

Credit goes to K6ka for the "jitters like a 9.0 earthquake" part. In-fact it was that which inspired me to make this page in the first place. Credit also goes to Sims2Player for the picture.